Saturday, April 05, 2008

Thomas S. Monson...New MORmON PRophet..lets loose & Goes Snoop Doggy Dog & Creates A Music Video To Celebrate His Long Awaited Coronation Ceremony!!

Well, the MORmON General Conference Weekend is about to kick off once again and the new PRophet of fraud Thomas S. Monson will be officially announced and coronated in what they're calling a solemn assembly and a new asshole will also be called as an ASSpostle, who will follow Monson's EVERY command and will follow the party line and blatantly lie and bullshit the world on a regular basis, about all things MORmON...especially their history and doctrine.

Who will the new ASSpostle be? It's will be whoever has kissed Monson's ass the most over the years, that will be called, since that is what the MORmON God/Jesus requires.(some type of connection back to the original MORmON PRophets and ASSpostle is very helpful too) Maybe one of the BYU Presidents might be a good choice, especially Cecil Osborn Samuelson, Jr., who built that massive visitor center named after Gordon B. Hinckley. Oh wait...they're announcing it now...oh my God...this is so exciting!!

First they're voting on Tommy Boy Monson, one section at a it really matters, as I guess the only ones that count, are those that are actually at General Conference, since they can't see the hands all around the world, like mine, that just opposed his sorry, pathetic ASS!!

I love how Dieter F. Uchtdorf says "any opposed" and then looks around the 21,000 seat, multi-level Gordydome for like 2 seconds and says "thank you"...LOL!! Like he could see anyone in the upper balcony or way in the back, which proves that they don't give a shit who votes no, because it's all a formality, which us ex-MORmONS understand.

Anyone ever see someone oppose somebody? What happened after they raised their hand in defiance? Did you hear yelling and screaming in the hall? LOL!!

What would happen if you did raise your hand in opposition and they actually see it? They'd probably have you escorted out by security and want to know why and what your reasons were. If they didn't like your response, I'm sure you'd be excommunicated pretty quickly and severely scorned by your Bishop and Stake President, once you got back home and the MORmON Vatican gave them a call, to report your evil actions.

Well, the new ASSpostle of the MORmON Lard is...DRUM ROLL PLEASE...D. Todd Christofferson(picture below this paragraph) and I'll have to go look up his life, talks, etc and find out what it was that he did, that got him picked by Tommy Boy...and I'm sure it involved some big time, lip smacking, ASS KISSING!!

General Conference is so damn repetitive and predictable, as we know that there will be multiple talks, given by virtual zombies, with monotone, near hypnotic voices, about sexual purity, repenting and especially pornography(worse than Cocaine and hard drugs, according to current MORmON ASSpostle Dallin H. Oaks and there is always one poor SOB who gets assigned the brutal tithing/robbing the poor with a smile talk, where they say things like:

"if you have to choose between feeding your family or paying your tithing, you pay your tithing"(Lynn G. Robbins-April 2005) and that "instead of paying medical bills, fixing your car or house, or paying home and car insurance" guessed it; you should "pay your damn tithing."(Daniel J. Johnson-October 2006)

Who teaches this pathetic, vile shit? Who wants people and their children to literally starve for "God", or break the law and not have car or home insurance or fix their house or car, or pay their utilities in the name of "God?"

MORmON PRophets and ASSpostles do!!

EVERY General Conference is full of nothing but guilt trips, accusations, condemnation, constant begging for those that have left the cult to come back and that it's "not too late" and of course the incessant claiming that "the church is true" and "the one and only true church on earth", meaning that ALL other churches are false, which is what they've taught since the First Vision supposedly happened...depending on which version your going by of course.

I believe that tithing funds are starting to dry up considerably from what they used to be(they still have billions rolling in, but many less billions than they're used to), due to the massive amount of resignations, many just over the last 3 years. So, knowing this, it's interesting that Jesus/MORmON Inc., have decided to pull the plug on their 550 "affordable home" housing development in Laie, Hawaii, after making such big news about it.

OOPS...once again, it looks like the MORmON Jesus(the one and only true Jesus on earth), had NO CLUE and screwed up once again(polygamy/Adam-God/racism/sexism/homophobia/hate/condemnation of all other religions on earth, calling them "whores of all the earth", "of the devil", "abominations", "false", "corrupt", etc) and didn't anticipate how hard it would be to build 550 "affordable homes" in Laie, Hawaii...but anyone with half a brain could have told him that, since it's common sense, which obviously isn't part of the "MORmON God/Jesus'" mind!!

The MORmON God/Jesus also didn't know or anticipate the economic situation of the USA when buying the 663 additional acres and announcing to the world that they were going to build 550 "affordable homes", which is pretty pathetic, since they supposedly know the beginning from the end...NOT!!

Sadly, many people did get excited about the housing project and about 200 had expressed serious interest and the MORmON PRophet Thomas S. Monson and his God/Jesus just gave them the finger and the big FUCK YOU, in the name of the MORmON God/Jesus!!

I've predicted for a long time that when Tommy Boy took over, he would be known as the "great consolidator" and would be a cheap bastard, cutting waaaay back, like this project in Hawaii for starters, while closing down wards, Stakes, etc and consolidating them and then selling off the extra churches.

Things spun completely out of control with Gordon B. Hinckley, as out of almost 14 million members, there are only about 3-4 million active, if that and many of them don't even have temple recommends.

The way things are going, they might need to start selling off temples at some point, that sit empty and are shockingly by "appointment only"(and hardly ever used), especially the worthless Mctemples that Hinckley started building in mass numbers.

Anyway, I'd better wrap this up for now, as I'm sure I'll have much more to say later, when I do a conference wrap-up blog post, as I've already heard some pretty good bullshit and I want to focus on Crying Eyring's speach, as I'm sure he'll start sobbing soon, like he always does.

Wow, he can't stop saying "that the church is true", that it's the "one and only true and living church", the "only one with authority", etc.

And MORmONS are shocked and stunned and wonder why Christians hate them so much, when they publicly brag about how Goddamn awesome and right they are, basically mocking everyone else and calling them a piece of worthless shit? Arrogant, God-in-embryo bastards!!

Oh hey, on a side-note, did you guys know that Crying Eyring loves to eat at Sizzler and drives a brand new Toyota Avalon? Good God, he loves Salad too, as he must have made 5 or more trips to the all-you-can-eat salad bar. More on that another day, as that is it's own post, with pictures...LOL!!

Take care guys and may the MORmON Holy Ghost NOT be with you all!!

Samuel the Utahnite

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Videos That Were Too Hot & Offensive For YouTube(I Guess It Wasn't Their Nazi Propaganda Videos) & Marked As "Inappropriate Content"...LOL...ENJOY!!

Amazing, isn't it, that YouTube quickly bans and deletes any video that I and many others post parodying ANY MORmON leader(in this case, Goddamn cartoons) or telling THE TRUTH about MORmONISM; yet cheerfully supports and allows and even passionately and defiantly fights for free speech, while freely allowing people to post terrorist training videos and Nazi Propaganda(real hate speech) despite being asked nicely to remove them.

So, in YouTube/Google's twisted, fucked up world, us ex-Mormons are more of a danger and threat than Nazis, the KKK, skinheads or even knew?!!

I guess the MORmON hierarchy were right, according to YouTube, when describing us as "disease germs full of darkness"(Boyd KKK Packer), "anti-Christs"(Brigham Young), ranked more dangerous than predators(Bishop's handbook of instructions) and that all MORmONS should "run from us as fast as they can!!"(M. Russell Ballard many times)

I just have to wonder some days if YouTube is completely run by MORmONS at the highest level, which is probably the case. It's as if the MORmON Hierarchy own them and are making all of their decisions for them, on what videos they allow, when it comes to MORmONISM.

Then again, it could just be the threats of lawsuits coming in left and right, from Jesus Christ's personal, asshole lawyers and his loving, don't cast the first stone, turn the other cheek and love your neighber MORmON cult of shame, hypocrisy and lies?

Something is going on and that's for sure. Just look up the pro-MORmON, YouTube profiles of LDS9999 and SethAdamSmith and look at the massive quantity of blatant copyright infringement everywhere, like almost every single video they have posted...and Jesus Christ's Intellectual reserve/YouTube, which know all about them; do nothing and allow them to continue posting one copyrighted video after another with no repercussions.

Coincidence...obviously NOT!! It's called discrimination folks, which is what MORmON/LDS/Jesus Inc. is all about, always has been and always will be and obviously YouTube is in their back pocket, as MORmON Inc. is running YouTube and spamming it with all of their bullshit hate and propaganda, while repeatedly deleting the accounts of those who are telling THE TRUTH about MORmONISM...ASSHOLES!!

I mean one massive billion dollar corporation that promotes hate, threatening to sue and bring down another billion dollar corporation that promotes hate, in the name of God, Jesus and the Holy Melchizedek Priesthood that they don't hold; is fascinating, especially when it's Google/Youtube that is blinking, cowering and terrified, showing who has more power and control.

YouTube/Google has been involved in many big lawsuits, even involving countries and fights vigorously to defend themselves, no matter how much it costs, but when the MORmON Jesus Christ(the one and only true Jesus Christ on earth, as defined by Joseph Smith and confirmed by Hinckley) and his lawyers come knocking, they cower like the sorry, pathetic bitches they are and get down on their knees and say, "Anything you want Mr. Tommy Boy!!"

I'll be writing a new, much more detailed post and analysis of my latest dealings with the Nazis that run YouTube and how much they hate freedom of speech, if it has anything to do with telling THE TRUTH about the MORmON cult!!

Anyway, here are the 4 videos that were deleted on my now deleted YouTube about 2 months ago, due to "inappropriate content." You tell me folks what is more offensive; terrorist recruiting videos and Nazi propaganda movies or these 4 cartoon parodies of the bullshit, MORmON leadership, that governs by fear, lies, hate and fraud!!

I've included the description as it was posted on YouTube for each video:

Gordon B. Hinckley's Last Public Sighting W/ First Presidency

I'm telling you...Gordon B. Hinckley could bust some serious moves and Tommy Boy and Crying Eyring are pretty damn awesome too...dancing with the MORmONS, here we come...LMAO!!

Hinckley's Last Public Appearance!!
Uploaded by SamueltheUtahnite

Gordon B. Hinckley Is Thinking Of You...From Beyond The Grave!!

LOL...some funny shit right here!!

Of course Hinckley got the booze from Jesus Christ's new multi-billion dollar malls, that will be serving beers and all other forms of alcohol, after Jesus Christ approved it!!

Learn to laugh MORmONS, because your cult and PRophets are a JOKE!!

Hinckley Is Thinking Of YOU!!
Uploaded by SamueltheUtahnite

Thomas S. Monson Dedicates Song And Dance...To HIMSELF..LOL!

Thomas S. Monson always knew he could do it(become the MORmON Jesus' PRophet of fraud), after waiting over 40 years for his pre-ordained calling(which included just waiting for everyone else above him to die) and especially for the stubborn Gordon B. Hinckley to kick the bucket(which he never thought would happen) and this was his celebration dance...LOL!!

Thomas S. Monson Celebrates!!
Uploaded by SamueltheUtahnite

Joseph Smith Is Singing To You Ladies And He Wants Action!!

If Joseph Smith(the original MORmON pervert, serial adulterer, child rapist and pedophile) was alive today, this is how he would be behaving and trying to find more chicks to bang and little 14 year old girls to rape, like Helen Mar Kimball.

Joseph Smith's Song!!
Uploaded by SamueltheUtahnite

Well, I hope you all enjoyed watching those, as much as I enjoyed making them...LOL!!

Samuel the Utahnite

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