The "Real" Reason For The Mormon Missionary Program!!

It really is brilliant!! They get 50,000 young men and women, along with their families, to pay out $10,000-$12,000, depending on how long their stay in the MTC is. Then, they send them out to convert as many people as possible and hopefully get maybe like 1 tithe payer out of 10 and if they're lucky, more than that, maybe 2 or 3. Plus, at the same time, they are hoping to have at least 25,000 out of every 50,000 missionaries returning as "perfect, die hard, never questioning, full-tithe paying, lifelong Morgbots, who will produce and raise more Morgbots!!" The only big expenses the Church has, is the Mission President's salary, his families expenses, a house and a car or two. Big deal!!

They also have to pay for their GA's/Seventies to fly in once in a while, stay in a five star hotel and then slam the missionaries for not baptizing enough and for being sinners and masturbators. However, even these things are paid for by the members in reality. The Church never really, truly has anything out of pocket!! With the tithing funds, they buy the homes, pay for the cars, the luxury rental cars, five star hotels, exquisite dining and the living expenses of these clowns, masquerading as God's servants.

Now, also keep in mind that these men laugh in their luxury, while missionaries are out busting their tail everyday and in many cases, suffering and living in deplorable, almost uninhabitable conditions, consuming contaminated food and water. It is the perfect scam, all in the name of God and ol'Joe!! Wouldn't Joseph Smith be proud of what he created!!

Everything else is basically paid for by the missionaries and their families, even the filmstrips, videos, etc. We had to buy EVERYTHING on my mission, which included all of the particulars needed, in order to defraud people into the cult. They provided us the list of things that we could/should buy the very night we arrived. So, it really is a clean deal and very low risk for The Church. It's true that they pay for some of the missionaries that can't afford it, but who actually pays for them? The members through donations, of course!!

They donate money to the mission fund along with every other fund. Let's see, fast offerings, tithing, building fund, missionary fund, ward fund, perpetual education fund, etc. Meanwhile, The Mormon Church can drop 3+ billion dollars on malls, build world trade centers, luxury resorts, football practice facilities, buy gaming preserves, cattle ranches, housing developments, etc.

In other words, they can afford that stuff but the missionaries, who literally carry The Church on their back, have to pay their own way!! What a scam!! You figure if 50,000 missionaries fork out an average of $11,000 every two years, that's $550 million!! Wow!! That's just in the missionary program!! The families of the missionaries are spending a lot more money than the Church to keep the missionary program going, that's for sure!! However, as I've already pointed out, whatever money the Church spends, it all came from members anyway, at some point, so again, no skin of their back and no money out of their pocket.

Now, If you look at what the Senior couples have to pay out, for the opportunity to Be Jesus' servants, Keeping in mind that they are not able to take advantage of the "equal payment plan;" some end up forking out thousands of dollars a month to clean the toilets and apartments of missionaries, vacuum and clean out mission cars and so on. Some have to sell or mortgage their homes in order to do what "the Lord" has called them to do. Many have health problems and leave their families, instead of being with their loved ones, at that point in their lives, to "do what the Lord hath commanded." It is a travesty!! It should be a crime and the Mormon Hierarchy should be accordingly charged.

The Churches monetary risk is basically non-existent as with everything else, as the members are flipping the bill. The Church is just hoping to get enough full-tithe payers out of the deal to make it worth the hassle. Plus, it's all about image and appearing that they really care so very much about converts. The missionary program is great for appearances and helps them to perpetuate their fraud and brag about how many missionaries they have, in so many countries, etc.

But, the bottom line, as with everything in the Church, is MONEY!! MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!!! If they didn't think that the mission program was generating enough revenue, they would just bag it!! To quote Mr. Mack(He's the suit peddler for Mormon missionaries in Utah), usually the first commercial after a conference session(for those from Utah); I guarantee it!! LOL!!

I bet that's why all these countries loves us and allow us in, it's all about the money and stimulating an entire countries economy. The Church probably sits down with the decision makers or money men of each country and shows them the numbers and economic impact that The Mormon Church will have, and so they let them in, especially in countries full of poverty. It has absolutely nothing to do with God's spirit inspiring them to let the Church in, as the Church likes to talk about, as being the reason they are in so many countries across the globe.

It's all about dollar signs baby!! If the Mormon God is blessing the leaders of other countries with anything, it is American Dollars, not the spirit!! I wouldn't even be surprised, if maybe some extra money is being exchanged, or paid under the table, if that is what it takes!! Make sense doesn't it?!!

Samuel the Utahnite