David A. Bednar, Take A Bow, You Are Officially Crowned "The Kiss Ass Of The Century!!"
Lets take a closer look at our new junior Apostle. First of all there is a new Joseph Smith site that the Church has launched to tell all the world what a wonderful, monogamous man and Father he was.(In the search box, simply type POLYGAMY and report back HONESTLY how many items turn up...IT'S ZERO FOLKS!!) I'll be doing another post on this but as I just mentioned and proved...not one single mention of Polygamy or any of his other 32 or more wives!!
Not one mention of Joseph Smith struggling with Satan before the Father and Son appear changing the "official version" of the First Vision one more time. Well, all of the Apostles and First Presidency gave their testimony regarding Joseph Smith and here is the first line of Bednar's testimony: "As one of the weakest of the weak, I testify that God lives."
This is the same guy who kissed ass all the way to the top by naming a building at BYU Idaho after Gordon B. Hinckley?! Next thing you know, he's an apostle!! Coincidence? I think not!! Fact or Fiction? Sorry to say, it's all true!! He's bold and strong, does something that's never been done before, but he's one of the weakest of the weak?!! He's an Apostle of God, a special witness of Jesus Christ but he's one of the weakest of the weak?!! Whatever dude!!
Then he gives a ridiculous talk at BYU about the whole "two earrings" commandment by Hinckley. Yeah, it was only Hinckley's opinion but now, thanks to losers and kiss asses like Bednar, it's like a commandment, a revelation from God. In the same ridiculous speech, he tells the story of that guy who really loved that girl, thought he might even marry her but she wouldn't take out the second earring so he dumped her. He actually said that Gordon B. Hinckley was pleading with women to remove that second earring. Pleading, really?!! He made a simple statement of opinion, there was no pleading or revelation. It's all about power and control!! What a joke!!
But, then he says, "it wasn't ever about the earrings", it's about obeying the man named Gordon B. Hinckley, a "living oracle", Prophet, Seer and revelator. It's about obeying the little things so that you'll obey the big ones in the mind control cult!! The same man that couldn't detect that Mark Hoffman was a murderer, forger?!! Doesn't know anything about anything. Doesn't know if God was once a man or if the Church even teaches that? Doesn't know why people are gay or if they are born that way or not? Doesn't know why Blacks couldn't have the Priesthood? Never saw that Tsunami coming, did he? But he had Larry King's genealogy ready for him like the night before the Tsunami hit. Good thing God communicates to Gordo the important stuff and that we have stupid kiss asses like Bednar to back him up. Here's a link to the BYU talk for those that haven't had the "privilege" to listen to it:
Here is the part of the talk that I'm referring to:
Sister Bednar and I are acquainted with a returned missionary who had dated a special young woman for a period of time. This young man cared for the young woman very much, and he was desirous of making his relationship with her more serious. He was considering and hoping for engagement and marriage. Now this relationship was developing during the time that President Hinckley counseled the Relief Society sisters and young women of the Church to wear only one earring in each ear.
The young man waited patiently over a period of time for the young woman to remove her extra earrings, but she did not take them out. This was a valuable piece of information for this young man, and he felt unsettled about her nonresponsiveness to a prophet’s pleading. For this and other reasons, he ultimately stopped dating the young woman, because he was looking for an eternal companion who had the courage to promptly and quietly obey the counsel of the prophet in all things and at all times. The young man was quick to observe that the young woman was not quick to observe.
Now before I continue, I presume that some of you might have difficulty with my last example. In fact, this particular illustration of the young man being quick to observe may even fan the flames of controversy on campus, resulting in letters of disagreement to the Daily Universe! You may believe the young man was too judgmental or that basing an eternally important decision, even in part, upon such a supposedly minor issue is silly or fanatical. Perhaps you are bothered because the example focuses upon a young woman who failed to respond to prophetic counsel instead of upon a young man. I simply invite you to consider and ponder the power of being quick to observe and what was actually observed in the case I just described. The issue was not earrings!
A Prophet’s pleading? Are you kidding me? This Bednar character is one of the biggest kiss ass losers in the 12. He will do anything for Gordo, say anything, etc. I knew guys like this on my mission. We have so much to look forward to with this guy. I'm sure since he is only 53 and like 10 years younger than anyone else, he plans on being the Prophet someday but for now, kissing Hinckley's ass up one side and down the other will suffice. Keeping in mind that these jerks know the truth, and are basically being paid off(with their living allowances) to keep up the charade, perpetuating a fraud and we are supposed to think that he is really being humble?!! His statement is ironically true....he is the weakest of the weak!!
Whether he meant it that way or not, whether he was just trying to sound humble or referring to the Apostles and First Presidency, it doesn't change the truthfulness of the statement. Actually, he is the most pathetic of the pathetic, just like the rest of the Apostles and First Presidency!! For now, he just wants everyone to assume that he is this humble, very meek and weak man as people bow down to him and roll out the red carpet with his new calling as "Mormon royalty" while at the same time, telling women how many earrings they are allowed to wear.
He reminds me of a Mission President when a Seventy shows up, like a little lapdog. Give him a few years and he won't be pretending to be humble anymore!! He knows that if can simply outlive everyone else, he will indeed one day be the man with the checkbook and the man that all "TBM's" worship, stand-up for and praise in song, as the Prophet of God!!
Samuel the Utahnite
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