Friday, December 23, 2005

Here Is a 200th Birthday Tribute To Joseph Smith Who Claimed That He Was Greater Than Jesus-Merry Smithmas: Joseph Smith "Only Way" For Our Salvation!





I was preparing this page, while watching the absurd and disgraceful Joseph Smith Worship party tonight, when I came across the inspired words of Deconstructor. Thanks Decon, for compiling all of these quotes in one place. They say everything that needs to be said on whether Joseph Smith is more important to Mormons than Jesus Christ. These quotes along with his boasting that he was greater than Jesus Christ, clear up the whole issue.

Yesterday, Hinckley spoke to the press about the erection of Joseph Smith...........'s monument......LOL!! I laughed my ass off as he paused just just long enough to leave us with "the erection of Joseph Smith." I was like, yeah, lets talk about Joseph Smith's erection, that topic seems appropriate for his 200th birthday, considering that he married between 33 and 60 women, 33 of which are documented pretty well, and 24 or so are right on the Mormon Church's Family History website.

I think it would be very appropriate for Hinckley and the Mormon Church to ERECT a gigantic, maybe like 100 feet tall, monument of Joseph Smith's penis, fully ERECT of course, since they love to talk about ERECTIONS so much. Then Hinckley can point at it and say, look everyone, the legacy of Joseph Smith, isn't it huge? Isn't it marvelous? Isn't it wonderful?

Anyway, here are the inspired words and quotes from Deconstructor, whose site link is in my links section. Go check it out if you haven't already!! It's and awesome site!!

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According to the Mormon Church, Joseph Smith deserves all of the praise he's getting this time of year. After all, we cannot be saved without him...

"If we get our salvation, we shall have to pass by Joseph Smith; if we enter our glory, it will be through the authority he has received. We cannot get around him."
- 1988 Melchizedek Priesthood Study Guide, p. 142, Apostle George Q. Cannon quoted

"Our entire case as members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints rests on the validity of this glorious First Vision. ... Nothing on which we base our doctrine, nothing we teach, nothing we live by is of greater importance than this initial declaration. I submit that if Joseph Smith talked with God the Father and His Beloved Son, then all else of which he spoke is true. This is the hinge on which turns the gate that leads to the path of salvation and eternal life."
- The Prophet Gordon B. Hinckley, Ensign Mag., Nov. 1998, pp.70-71

[There is] "no salvation without accepting Joseph Smith. If Joseph Smith was verily a prophet, and if he told the truth...no man can reject that testimony without incurring the most dreadful consequences, for he cannot enter the kingdom of God"
- The Prophet Joseph Fielding Smith, Doctrines of Salvation, vol. 1, p.190

"No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith...every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are... [Joseph Smith] reigns there as supreme a being in his sphere, capacity, and calling, as God does in heaven. Many will exclaim—"Oh, that is very disagreeable! It is preposterous! We cannot bear the thought!" But it is true."
- The Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, vol. 7, p.289-91

"He that confesseth not that Jesus has come in the flesh and sent Joseph Smith with the fullness of the Gospel to this generation, is not of God, but is anti-christ"
- The Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, vol. 9, p.312

"I tell you, Joseph holds the keys, and none of us can get into the celestial kingdom without passing by him. We have not got rid of him, but he stands there as the sentinel, holding the keys of the kingdom of God; and there are many of them beside him. I tell you, if we get past those who have mingled with us, and know us best, and have a right to know us best, probably we can pass all other sentinels as far as it is necessary, or as far as we may desire. But I tell you, the pinch will be with those that have mingled with us, stood next to us, weighed our spirits, tried us, and proven us: there will be a pinch, in my view, to get past them. The others, perhaps, will say, If brother Joseph is satisfied with you, you may pass. If it is all right with him, it is all right with me. Then if Joseph shall say to a man, or if brother Brigham say to a man, I forgive you your sins, "Whosoever sins ye remit they are remitted unto them;" if you who have suffered and felt the weight of transgression—if you have generosity enough to forgive the sinner, I will forgive him: you cannot have more generosity than I have. I have given you power to forgive sins, and when the Lord gives a gift, he does not take it back again."
- The Apostle Orson Hyde, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 6, p.154-155

"It is to be feared that in course of a century, some gifted man like Paul, some splendid orator, who will be able by his eloquence to attract crowds of the thousands who are ever ready to hear, and be carried away by, the sounding brass and tinkling cymbal of sparkling oratory, may command a hearing, may succeed in breathing a new life into this modern Mahometanism, and make the name of the martyred Joseph ring as loud, and stir the souls of men as much, as the mighty name of Christ itself. Sharon, Palmyra, Manchester, Kirtland, Far West, Adam-ondi-Ahman, Ramus. Nauvoo, and the Carthage Jail, may become holy and venerable names, places of classic interest, in another age; like Jerusalem, the Garden of Gethsemane, the Mount of Olives, and Mount Calvary to the Christian, and Mecca and Medina to the Turk."
- The Prophet Brigham Young, History of the Church, Vol. 7, p.40-41

These and other teachings are why so many people say the Mormon Church is not Christian:

http://www.i4m.com/think/history/mormon_christians.htm

What are non-Mormons to make of how Mormons adore Joseph Smith at Christmas time?

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Hey, it's Samuel again and well, they are to think that Mormons worshiping Joseph Smith, 2 days before Christmas, shows that they do indeed see him as more important than Jesus Christ. It's so obvious, wake up everyone. It's all about Joseph Smith, especially this year, as they have worshiped him over and over, shamelessly. Tonight, they began by singing, "We thank thee O God for a Prophet", but Hinckley sings, "We thank O God for ME, A Prophet To Defraud us in these latter days."

Then, everybody spoke about how wonderful Joseph was, as they threw in "Ode To Joseph" and "Praise To The Man" while showing, over and over, pictures of Joseph, his statues, his monument, just to prove that they don't actually worship him. Like Monson, said, we don't worship him, however......we actually do.(My words describing what the meaning was of the words that followed however.) After several on and off trips to the bathroom to vomit, it finally, mercifully ended, thank the Mormon God, I mean Joseph Smith, but same thing, right?


The Mormon Church is a complete embarrassment to any God and made it even clearer tonight, that they are indeed a cult, that is focused on and built 100% around their founder, their creator, their God, their Jesus, their man that they praise in song and word, the man they call a hero, 2nd only to Jesus Christ(their words, not Josephs) JOSEPH SMITH, THE ADULTERER, CHILD MOLESTER, CHILD RAPIST, LIAR, DEFRAUDER, THIEF, TREASURE HUNTER AND ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISGRACES THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER KNOWN.

YEAH, THEY SURE HAVE A LOT TO BE PROUD OF DON'T THEY?!!

PRAISE TO THE MAN, THE HERO AND MERRY SMITHMAS JOSEPH, MAY YOU ROT IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!

Samuel the Utahnite

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8 Comments:

At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 1:47:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you poor sap.....what a shame for what is in store for you....

 
At Friday, December 15, 2006 11:09:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow... you really are off base. You've spent too much time on the internet and not enough time on your knees.

Joseph Smith is God? Last time I checked the Jews never considered Moses as God, the Catholics do not beleive Paul to have been God, or a Muslim praise Muhammad as Allah. The are considered the same as Joseph Smith is considered as significant messengers of God that held keys esential to eternal life and salvation.

If you were to be dying of thirst in the desert and I came on the scene and led you to an oasis I would praised and honored by you without a doubt. I did not create the water nor did I place the oasis in the desert.

Your spiritual well being is far more important than your health of temple which your spirit resides. Try not to come under condemnation of God. Work out your on salvation with fear and trembling and allow others to do the same.

 
At Sunday, December 23, 2007 12:42:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the past several years I have questioned my own testimony and have had considerable doubt whether there is truth in the gospel according to the LDS church. It wasn't until I opened my mind and became aware enough to recognize the fruit of wisdom and god's love from those that seek to destroy all goodness from the face of the earth. I read your postings and feel of the contempt that you have towards an organization that does nothing more than seek to uplift and edify those that choose to truly follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. President Hinckley summed it up best when he said the church is nothing more than a means to 'make bad men good and good men better.' I believe there are two sides - those that seek to love and uplift one another and those that seek to destroy and disparage one another. I think it is pretty obvious where you stand.

 
At Tuesday, February 05, 2008 10:16:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will pray that the Lord will soften your heart because you have become stif necked and your heart has hardend. Read in the Book of Morman about a man named zeezrom. He reminds me of you. Maybe you can relate yourself to him. It would be unfortuante if you were to pass now for the knowledge of the church you have. For we are held responsible for what we know. And you, seem to know enough to destort the truth. Good luck in your journeys and be wise to the advisary. Please open your heart and no longer prosecute these people for we belive in Jesus christ, Heavenly Father and the Holy Spirit. As many do. And we only wish the best for our brothers and sisters and that includes you.

 
At Friday, July 16, 2010 7:44:00 PM, OpenID xuhnxtissxuhnx said...

I lol'd so hard when you were talking about joseph's erection.
thanks for giving me my final laugh of the day.
I agree totally..

 
At Monday, October 25, 2010 5:15:00 PM, Blogger Christine said...

Hey everyone on here I have friends that are LDS and muslim and buddist. It is evil to say bad things about them and post a sight over it.Don't ever say another unkind thing about Joseph Smith,or anything distasteful. You need to take this sight down.Repent

 
At Sunday, May 06, 2012 11:15:00 AM, Blogger chris said...

Is having sexual relations with children not the sickest and most twisted thing you can do on this earth? We hear about catholic priests, Penn State coaching, yet Brigham Young and Joseph Smith are celebrated and put on platform? What have we become, when we do not protect our children from predators? I am sad for where this nation is heading, and how a cult is making this acceptable.

 
At Sunday, May 06, 2012 12:14:00 PM, Blogger chris said...

Joseph Smith is a child molester, and is no better than the catholic priests that have plead guilty, and the Penn State coach Sandusky. They all have the same thing in common- people put them on platforms. They are no better than any child molester.

 

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